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Photographer Franz Garcia's home was the base for this year's annual
Red Dress Run.
Visit Franz's website on
www.franzgarcia.com.
The trail was set around Stony Hill's steep
mountain side, near to but avoiding Hermitage Damn. Still Maniac, Bulby and some new
hashers were adamant to have a closer look at the damn and leave others waiting
for the much awaited Best Dressed
Chicken contest and award ceremony and food!
Therefore the Constable had too much time to
gather too much information and structure his reasoning for "punishments"!
First of all Allison deserved a down down for perfecting the art
of escaping her christening, forcing the Mis-Management Committee to convene an
emergency sitting to rectify this obvious injustice.
Myself, I got a down down for
not shaving my northern area, mhhh... thus contesting with the Constable? FGI was called
in the circle for consuming 23 minutes and 20 seconds to tell a 30 second story,
thus forcing the Constable to listen to his tyrade.
Sean for having sex on the
hash with all three, Two Knees, Praying Mantis and Bulbette! Herbal Death for remarks infringing the
No sex on the hash by declaring to Burp that sex on the hash reminds her of "Les Cargo Head"...???
Valerie for advertising to join the CIA and Boot Camp for misleading the chicken
run fraternity.
Dolly P for
wishing us all a pink x-mas, Energizer Bunny for confusing the pack if he was
Rudolph, the red nose reindeer or the white tailed a... Notorious Viking
for bringing Christian Dior to the hash, Bulby for dumping excess fluid in the
Hermitage Damn before landing ON IN and last but not least Split Ends for yet
another of her
lost and found personal items! And the Constable did not oversee to catch Bulby
who was
seeking gross attention, being pictured in the Gleaner and Gleaner online!
Enough good reasons for down downs! And who
will give the Constable a down down for his verbal excesses?
New runners were welcomed: First of all 17
year old co-hare John-Michael Abbot who confessed that Auntie Anna, that is
Coco-Nut, had made him come. He did the run 4 times that day, once to set, once
sweep, and he had to keep sweeping 2 more times, searching for the lost 'damn'
runners.
Then Peter Kolbusch!
Do we
believe that he never hashed before during his many years in JA? Eric Delaval
from Highway 2000 and his wife Jane Delaval, Christian Smellie, Bruce Frankson,
both working on contract for FLOW to improve their fibre optic technology! Can
we hope that their internet access eventually will be reliable? And HP brought
with her
Frances and Jessica Fulton, Grandma Stewart and Catherine!
Such a memorable run also had memorable anniversaries
to celebrate: Tarzan 180 runs, Herbal Death
120, Cockpit 30, Notorious Viking and Hash Monk Schnitzel Wrench 25, FGI 20, Jet Lee
and Rasta Air 15 who claims that she must have been running for much longer.
Don't we all?
Oh, I almost forgot to mention .... and
the winner of the Best Dressed
Chicken contest is ... Tarzan! Followed closely by The
Constable and Sleeping Beauty!
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